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Football Clichés Live

Football Clichés Live

WED

28

Feb 2024

18:30

THU

29

Feb 2024

18:30

FRI

8

Mar 2024

18:30

TUE

12

Mar 2024

18:30

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The podcast the streets will never forget.

Since launching in 2020, the Football Clichés podcast has been on a relentless search for the true meaning of football. 

Why do we talk about it the way we do? Just how big is a "pocket" of space? What's the least impressive thing that football could consider "a classy touch"? Which is worse: a "carthorse" or a "donkey"? How many errors constitute "a comedy of errors"? What's the worst football action scene in cinema history? What's the most "kit launch" pose a footballer can strike? 

After 2022's sold-out tour of the UK and Ireland, the Clichés pod is going back on the road with its unique angle on the modern game. Join the Adjudication Panel of Adam Hurrey, Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker for the most pedantic footballing night of all time.